First stop this weekend. Poundtown. Masks are required. #hotoven
Currently watching Fuller House. DJ would wear a mask. #teamgibbler
Kitchen Sink Shakshuka. #shakshukamonday
Pairs well with First Wives Club. #youdontownme
It’s a fistful of cheesecake kind of day. #handy
Let’s call it a modified meat and three. #meat4meat
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar is on. So is my banana bread. #saysomethinghatday
It appears to be a cute date night pizza for two. But in reality it’s “self care” pizza for a single person during a pandemic. #moreforme
The pickled portion of the pandemic. Like my heart. #momentofzen
Oddly shaped and mildly disappointing. Like most of my dates. #breadbakingatitsbest
Team building sesh today. Nobody else showed up. #wfh
At the advice of a wise friend, I made my empty wine box into an empty wine pillow. #tipthebox
Proudly pierced my toast. #birdcages
Nobody is talking to me at lunch so I’ve taken to watching the seminal tv show Cougartown staring the incomparable @busyphilipps and @courteneycoxofficial. I finally feel heard. #mealprep
Strappin’ this feedbag on at about 3am for a snack. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip. #buffetforone
It’s Spirit Week at the office. Today was Shower Day. #mealprep
This morning I let the kids watch horror movies, the husband sleep his hangover off, and I whipped this up. Just kidding. I’m childless and single. I made this pants free, ate it in bed, and watched Murder, She Wrote. #quaranbestlife
I’m dating again. He’s a little salty. He’ll be gone by morning. #bedcrumbs
Now solving British crime mysteries on lunch breaks. I’m free for hire. #itwasthebutler
Black market eggs for black market services. #quaranbaking